Things to know before taking the perfect vagina picture


Things to know before taking the perfect vagina picture

If someone has requested a dirty picture, or you’re just feeling ballsy, don’t think that you can simply snap a picture and move on. There’s so much more to taking a flawless vagina picture than you might think. Let us teach you the basics because the rest is all about you perfecting your craft.

There’s no such thing as unsolicited vag pic

If you’re even a tiny bit kinky, you’ll know what it’s like to send nudes. It doesn’t matter which part of your body is in the picture — men will go crazy over it. However, because you’re a woman, you have to be more careful about how and who you send the nudes to. Out of all the body parts, most men are on their toes waiting to see a picture of your vagina.

Would you be brave enough to send someone a random picture of your vag? Some compare this to men sending unsolicited dick pictures. Still, can these two compare? Not all men are horndogs, sure. On the other hand, most of them would happily receive whatever you give them.

In the world of nudes, you need to know more than how to snap a pretty picture. Sadly, there are all kinds of people out there. We’re talking about those that will leak your nudes. If you don’t want anybody to find out it’s you in those photos — let us tell you what you need to do.

Leave identifying details out of it

Common sense tells all of us one of the most important things — ensure your face isn’t in the picture. Your face is obviously your best identification, but it isn’t the only thing that can have you recognized. When it comes to bodily features, cover any unique tattoos or birthmarks you might have. Sure, not everyone will recognize you like that, but some people might.

Where you take the picture is not only about aesthetics. Let’s say you have a unique wallpaper in your room. It wouldn’t be smart to include that in your photo. On the other hand, ensure your family pictures aren’t visible either. It would be best to take a picture on generic bedsheets or against a simple white wall. Any other color will do as well. The lesson here is — keep surrounding details to a minimum.

Don’t include your underwear

When it comes to taking a perfect vagina photo, it’s only logical to do it in the nude. Keeping your underwear on will only ruin the picture. How so? Underwear rarely looks aesthetically pleasing, and even if you’re wearing thongs — you’re not showing much.

Taking a vagina picture calls for showing the entire thing. The only kind of underwear that would make things sexy or playful is the see-through kind. It might even be a great idea to make yourself comfortable with the idea of taking these kinds of photos at first. Plus, some people have a real kink for it. Who doesn’t like to be teased from time to time? So, other than this, it would be best if you didn’t have any kind of underwear on.

Besides, the more you show, the better. This isn’t the kind of picture you’ll have to send twice.

Better if you’re in the bedroom than the bathroom

We know why you might think taking a picture in the bathroom is a good idea. You have just finished showering, so you’re feeling nice and fresh. Plus, if you’re freshly shaved, what better time to take a nude? Well, let us stop you right there. You can easily wait a couple of minutes to reach the bedroom.

Why is this important? First of all, taking a picture in the bathroom isn’t really sexy. Not all bathrooms are big enough for you to get into favorable positions. On the other hand, if you disregard what we said about details, a lot of things can go wrong. Your toiletries are all around. There might even be some dirty clothes and towels. Nobody wants to see that, especially when you’re trying to set a specific scene/mood for the picture.

If you don’t have a choice and you have to take your picture in the bathroom, at least ensure that your toilet isn’t visible.

Get uncomfortable

Taking the perfect vagina picture is everything but easy. There are so many things you have to take into consideration. Much like taking a selfie, you can’t just snap one picture and be done with it. You know how that goes. Aside from that, you might have to put yourself in quite uncomfortable positions.

Some of those positions will prevent you from reaching your downstairs area properly, while others will prevent you from seeing the screen. This is definitely one of those things that will make you want to pull your hair out, but don’t let it get to you too much. It all will be worth it in the end.

Another thing you definitely shouldn’t do is let the guy receiving the photos know about your struggle. Instead, make him think that you can look that sexy and perfect without having to make any effort at all. It will only make him want you more.

Whatever it looks like, he’ll jerk off to it

It’s completely normal to feel insecure about what your vagina looks like sometimes. Society tells us we need to look perfect at all times, and it’s not only our faces they’re talking about. People watch a lot of porn, and adult movie stars seem to have perfect bodies, right? Their vaginas aren’t excluded.

Maybe your labia looks slightly “imperfect,” you haven’t shaved for a while, or you have piercings. Whatever the case may be, trust that the guy will be floored when he sees it. Men don’t care much about what our vaginas look like. You don’t often see them looking at it during sex either.

That’s how you’ll know that he will love and appreciate it. Not only that, but he will definitely jerk off to it. This ought to make you feel sexy or at least boost your confidence a little bit — not the fact that a man wants to bang you, but he thinks you’re sexy no matter what you look like.


There are many things you should keep in mind when taking any kind of nudes. Even though it takes a bit of time and effort, the adoration you receive from the recipients is more than enough of a reward. Things might seem a bit difficult at first, but we’re sure you’ll master the art of taking nudes in no time.

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